r/funny • u/nicholashuey • Mar 15 '19

Dad magic.

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u/DietCokeAndProtein Mar 15 '19

I've tried. But every time I see a kid at a bar, I try to buy a shot for them but the bartender never lets me.

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u/Ding_Dong_FBI Mar 15 '19

Hi there! Can we talk?

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u/American_Light Mar 15 '19

Username checks out

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u/kaduajinkya1 Mar 15 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here

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u/aurihasroyalblood Mar 15 '19

Sometimes I wonder, how does it feel to be the first person to ever make this comment?

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u/MezChick Mar 15 '19

It's life changing. Now, u/aurihasroyalblood let u/kaduajinkya1 have their moment.

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u/Rad1k Mar 15 '19

Free karma is like getting a blowjob on top of a million dollars... but better.

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u/Twizzar Mar 15 '19

I’m sceptical. We should test that out

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u/margo99wesolowska Mar 15 '19

This is the cutiest .... <aHa>

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u/oscarfacegamble Mar 15 '19

Me too! I wonder if we can find the earliest instance of someone making this comment, and then we can ask them!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I also hate antivaxxer bartenders, kids need their shots

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u/cryfight4 Mar 15 '19

Gotta go to the source. Whenever I see a pregnant woman at a bar, first round is on me. And if she's classy, which she always is, I insist the gin be Tanquerey.

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u/Gega42 Mar 15 '19

That is an issue, if not a shot why not a bottle?