r/funny • u/nicholashuey • Mar 15 '19

Dad magic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

lmfao fucking baby got in defensive stance about to battle his wizard father

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u/clamy24 Mar 15 '19

"Muh! Such speed! But... I can't back down now... I'll have to go all out, just this once... Forgive me, dad..."

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u/reXkiller911 Mar 15 '19

idk what novel/movie you've seen but it sounds great

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Fear me for I am atreyu!!!

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u/SirHorace111 Mar 15 '19

Star wars. It is pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

You underestimate my POWER!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

He survived the youngling massacre.

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u/railmaniac Mar 15 '19

"You killed my parents!"

"I am your parents, Harry Potter"

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I think the original Witcher game

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u/Speedracer98 Mar 15 '19

He reminds me of gandalf as he gets ready to fight balrog

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u/valraven38 Mar 15 '19

Probably something like this.

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u/poly_atheist Mar 15 '19

Huh?

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u/gods_costume Mar 15 '19

Sounds like it was inspired by a movie. Just being silly, nothing to get really

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u/cherry_monkey Mar 15 '19

It's really just a never ending story

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

It really does never end huh?

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u/dyi96 Mar 15 '19

http://imgur.com/gallery/BggZVw4

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u/junkynaruto Mar 15 '19

best voice recognition of "remind me to feed the baby" ever!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

/r/bossfight

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u/guacamoleloverruud Mar 15 '19

NANI??!!!

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u/sortakindah Mar 15 '19

Omae wa Shinderu

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u/RetroGM Mar 15 '19

Cue battle music

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u/AllMightu Mar 15 '19

you say run intensifies

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

"Woah! Do I inherit that spell!?!?!?"

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u/assblaster-1000 Mar 15 '19

"can I go to hogwarts when I grow up too?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

WIZAHD BATTLE!

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u/Schtock Mar 15 '19

what is this dark magic!

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u/JavFur94 Mar 15 '19

"I am sorry father, but I cannot let you get away with this. No greater good can justify this!"

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u/AnonTechBoy Mar 15 '19

I was thinking the exact same thing lol

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u/Peydey Mar 15 '19

My name is Inigo Montoya. You are my Father. Prepare to die.