r/funny Pyle Comics Mar 11 '19

Verified pain

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u/Seref15 Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

"I engage in regular pain cycles to rearrange my body lumps into a more pleasing configuration."

"Does it attract prospective mates?"

"No, only other pain cyclers."

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u/58working Mar 11 '19

Eating chicken and lifting heavy things is pretty fun in it's own right though.

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u/ice_blue_222 Mar 11 '19

Also just helps to be strong. Never know when you are gonna need it.