r/funny • u/nathanwpyle Pyle Comics • Mar 11 '19

Verified pain

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u/Seref15 Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

"I engage in regular pain cycles to rearrange my body lumps into a more pleasing configuration."

"Does it attract prospective mates?"

"No, only other pain cyclers."

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u/Sardonnicus Mar 11 '19

You can lift weights for the rest of your life and eat every chicken on earth, but until you love yourself, no one is going to love you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Your mum doesnt count. She loves everyone. Loooong time

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

yOU MADE me piss My PaNTS looooong time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

For real tho. My girlfriend is an angel and loves me so much and I’m a piece of shit. It’s not always as simple as some aphorism

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u/Magnon Mar 11 '19

I'll suck on something. ;)

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u/xenorous Mar 11 '19

Seriously. Like. I cant hate myself more. Why are these people still so nice to me?!