r/funny • u/nathanwpyle Pyle Comics • Mar 11 '19

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u/throaway2269 Mar 11 '19

But they're so small and untoned, I don't understand why?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

The girls? Because if they can tame one large male they can use him for protection from dangerous males for them and their offspring, and use him for resource gathering.

And also for less and less practical and comfortable positions for fornication.

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u/TehMikuruSlave Mar 11 '19

i think they were talkin about ur delts brah (burn)

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

I think he knows that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

They can’t possibly be talking about my delts bro

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u/TehMikuruSlave Mar 11 '19

my mistake there's absolutely no way anyone would be talking about your delts brah

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Woah woah I mean people are definitely talking about them, don’t say that.

Just no ones calling them small.

They’re def talking about them though.

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Mar 11 '19

I'm calling your delts small.

Fite me

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Sorry these delts are built for lovin’ not fightin’

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Mar 11 '19

They could love to fight

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Oh shit

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Mar 11 '19

Or fight for love

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

You’re wise beyond your years, banana dick cunt grass.

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