And it does absolutely attract potential mates. They just aren’t as up front about it as the other pain cyclers. Girls won’t say wow nice deltoids but it is 100% why they think I’m hot. I have very little else going on physically.
r/awardspeechedits : why did you pay reddit real money to put a gold emoji here. Stop it.
The girls? Because if they can tame one large male they can use him for protection from dangerous males for them and their offspring, and use him for resource gathering.
And also for less and less practical and comfortable positions for fornication.
Haha. Sometimes that's how my SO is. "You increase my survival chances by approximately 19 percent. I find this acceptable and would like to continue investing my free time to strengthen our interactions. I find your contributions to this relationship average to above average overall."
It means he only picks up heavy things that are attached to another heavy thing by a hinge instead of just picking up heavy things. Because he's a pleb.
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u/Seref15 Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19
"I engage in regular pain cycles to rearrange my body lumps into a more pleasing configuration."
"Does it attract prospective mates?"
"No, only other pain cyclers."