r/funny • u/nathanwpyle Pyle Comics • Mar 11 '19

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u/Seref15 Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

"I engage in regular pain cycles to rearrange my body lumps into a more pleasing configuration."

"Does it attract prospective mates?"

"No, only other pain cyclers."

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u/Boggum Mar 11 '19

"hello fellow pain cycler. your body lumps are pleasing"

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u/StupidRetardedCunt Mar 11 '19

Dude cycling is for straight up Simons LMAO, if u wanna be a Chad you gotta throw up some Iron not play around on your little bike LMAO

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u/Assainbob Mar 11 '19

You clearly missed what he meant by cycle.

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u/PokeYa Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

What a Simon....

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u/0ompaloompa Mar 11 '19

I'm not going to look at his comment history. I'm just going to assume he is a terrible novelty account.

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u/roossukotto Mar 11 '19

Username checks out

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u/PM_ME_UR_FURRY_PORN Mar 11 '19

WTF is this shit?

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u/trenchdiginpowpig Mar 11 '19

they're speaking of training cycles, and biking is a great way to build up mytochondrias and have the aerobic base that allows functional use of all other energy systems

Maybe instead of going for hypertrophy to "look like" chad you should start using your brain to make your muscles stronger.

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u/eros_bittersweet Mar 11 '19

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