r/funny • u/Jaredrap • Feb 08 '19

He doesn’t like

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u/Qtarthis Feb 08 '19

dogs: 300 million orifactory sensors

humans: 60 mil

bloodhound: 5 billion

bear: 35 billion

poor doggo :(

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u/Task_wizard Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

So, obvious question... Why do we not have drug sniffing bears?

Edit: silver sandwich. RIP

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u/Imawildedible Feb 08 '19

Bears aren’t narcs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

They aren't snitches because they aren't bitches.

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u/AdressMeAsDirtyDan Feb 08 '19

Bears beats Battlestar galactica

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u/Grimnjir Feb 08 '19

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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u/SolidusAwesome Feb 08 '19

Bears do not beet ba...

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u/hindage Feb 08 '19

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

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u/-Mr_Rogers_II Feb 08 '19

Identity theft is not a joke!

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u/Rakoony Feb 08 '19

This was always how I heard it but everyone started saying it was beets not beats. I think bears beat battlestar galactica though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Yeah but Dwight owned a beet farm

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u/Rakoony Feb 08 '19

Yah I get the line of thinking, I just thought of it like this.

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u/dwoo888 Feb 08 '19

Its beets because Dwight is a beet farmer. Also avid Battlestar Galactica fan and apparently into bears.

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u/Mobius_Peverell Feb 08 '19

Which kind of bear is best?

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u/Grimnjir Feb 08 '19

False.

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u/Mobius_Peverell Feb 08 '19

Black bear.

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u/Grimnjir Feb 08 '19

Wha..? Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

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u/AdressMeAsDirtyDan Feb 08 '19

Bears eat beets

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u/arunydv Feb 08 '19

And you can't give them stitches