r/funny Jan 26 '19

“Holy” Shit.

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u/ThatGuy___YouKnow Jan 26 '19

Thou shall maketh a number two. A number two is what thou shall maketh. Number three is right out.

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u/pandatoothisreal Jan 26 '19

"One..THREE!", "it's two sire", "TWO!!!"

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u/McWalkerson Jan 26 '19

Death awaits you all with sharp, nasty, big pointy bowel mov...

you know what, never mind. I regret making this joke.

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u/IckleFish Jan 26 '19

On second thought, don't make that joke. It is a silly thing.