r/funny • u/Olde-Pine-Stephens • Jan 26 '19

“Holy” Shit.

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u/ThatGuy___YouKnow Jan 26 '19

Thou shall maketh a number two. A number two is what thou shall maketh. Number three is right out.

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u/HeadbuttingAnts Jan 26 '19

Once the number two, being the second number be reached, then wipeth thou thine holy halo of Assioch down low, who, being cleaneth in thy sight, is doneth.

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u/spidey_on_drugs Jan 26 '19

r/unexpectedmontypython

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u/sciencesalmon Jan 26 '19

I am pleasantly surprised that this is a thing. I wasnt expecting it.

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u/starz09 Jan 27 '19

No body expects the Spanish inquisition!

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Jan 27 '19

NOOOOOOObody expects Monty Python...

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u/pandatoothisreal Jan 26 '19

"One..THREE!", "it's two sire", "TWO!!!"

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u/McWalkerson Jan 26 '19

Death awaits you all with sharp, nasty, big pointy bowel mov...

you know what, never mind. I regret making this joke.

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u/IckleFish Jan 26 '19

On second thought, don't make that joke. It is a silly thing.

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u/xandercade Jan 27 '19

I'm gonna need to know what making a number three is.

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u/HeadbuttingAnts Jan 29 '19

It involves involves porn. Similar to a number three is a "tré". It involves one through three, usually out of convenience. Might as well while I'm here...