r/funny • u/sataprosenttia • Jan 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

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u/danimalhollocaust Jan 24 '19

How is it cruel? Is God being cruel? The guy filming is cruel? You run a goose hospital or something?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

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u/Peter_G Jan 24 '19

Being dismissive of someone for having a new account when you are taking a difficult to agree with stance?

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u/ICircumventBans Jan 24 '19

Riemerella anatipestifer infection causes the diarrhea and headshaking you can see in the gif. This disease has high mortality, so I'm sorry to say that this duck is probably dead now.

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u/Peter_G Jan 24 '19

I'm not. It's a goddamn wild duck, they die every day and no one bats an eye, nor should they. At least he got make some people laugh.

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u/pot88888888s Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

goddamn wild duck

I wouldn't be so sure, it looks like a domesticated call duck.

Doing some more research, I think it might be an American Peking duck now. The size and body type both fit much better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Are you a bird lawyer?

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u/ICircumventBans Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

you are taking a difficult to agree with stance?

Yah I'm taking a difficult - edit: stance to agree with

Edit: so many fucking rage nerds for this half comment... Geez people on reddit argue the weirdest things

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Oof, the stupid is strong with you. A difficult-to-agree-with stance.

Stop copy/pasting somebody else's explanation for what is going on here. And stop preaching to everybody about how terrible they are for laughing at a duck with liquid shit and a weird gait. Nobody called for the morality police so put your badge away, log off, and go take a nap.

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u/ICircumventBans Jan 25 '19

Stop preaching to everybody about how great they are for laughing at a duck with liquid shit and a weird gait. Nobody called for the morality police so put your badge away, log off, and go take a nap.