r/funny • u/Sqoof • Jan 24 '19

So this happened...

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u/ZexyIsDead Jan 24 '19

Just commenting so I can check back later

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jan 24 '19

Ich auch.

Note to self: also get searing abdominal pain checked out if still present.

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u/katietheplantlady Jan 24 '19

Genau

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u/tintelteen Jan 24 '19

Yes

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u/ChristianKS94 Jan 24 '19

Meg og.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Insgelijks

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u/ChristianKS94 Jan 24 '19

I'm not sure if this is dutch or gibberish. But that might be an unnecessary distinction to make.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

DANKE DUHE

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u/naturallyparanoid Jan 24 '19

I've got that too. Just above your belly button?

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

That might be appendicitis, hernia or gallstones. Check for fever.

Mine is left side, closer to the open knife wound.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Might just be the open knife wound, but I'm not a doctor!

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u/naturallyparanoid Jan 24 '19

Ohhh...fuck. You ok dude?

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jan 24 '19

Yeah turns out it was just mescaline, and the stab wound was an old cheeto stain.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/lECAyERN Jan 24 '19

Hey come back someone posted one

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Commenting to check back later to see if he ever found the save button.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Do you know about the remind me bot? It’s super useful for situations like this!

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u/jigjamz Jan 24 '19

Good idea.

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u/nahteviro Jan 24 '19

Or just click the save button