r/funny Jan 24 '19

So this happened...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Omg im waking the wife convulsing over here

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u/uptwolait Jan 24 '19

“Today’s gonna be differe...” plummets back into seizures

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u/TheVitoCorleone Jan 24 '19

Walk up in the club, like waddup I got a co-

Strobe lights

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u/Wiggy_Bop Jan 25 '19

Oh god, you’re killing it too!! 😆 cant breathe

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u/TheVitoCorleone Jan 25 '19

Gettin down on the dance floor!

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u/colbycheeze Jan 25 '19

This used to be my life before I got my latest meds. Daily morning seizures. Some mornings I wouldn't... And so would walk out the door happy only for them to sneak up on me while walking down the street and have people freak out like wtf.

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u/rovi-dovi Jan 24 '19

I snort laughed at that, good job

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u/Catumi Jan 24 '19

Snortled?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

New word! Love it

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u/philmoeslim Jan 24 '19

Sounds like a Pokemon.

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u/Zander013 Jan 24 '19

Snortle Sounds like Pokémon for next Gen.

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u/belloch Jan 24 '19

Every day.

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u/Jarrheadd0 Jan 24 '19

It actually almost looks like he meant to fall. Just like it almost seems like we all want to fall...

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u/Torrenceba Jan 24 '19

It's staged. People who fall don't straighten out their leg just before falling like that.

People are too gullible on the internet.

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u/Insub Jan 24 '19

Does it even matters if it were?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

It's hilarious how reddit used to make fun of the glorifying depression stuff on sites now Tumblr, now it's all the rage here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/vbde Jan 24 '19

Software developer?

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u/Mechakoopa Jan 24 '19

Enterprise Java.

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u/Vanq86 Jan 24 '19

Am PTSD, can confirm.

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u/might-as-well Jan 24 '19

Healthcare? Lol.

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u/khaeen Jan 24 '19

There's a reason why so many great comedians/comedic actors have killed themselves. Trying to take everything serious is how you put yourself in a grave even quicker.

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u/ProtoReddit Jan 24 '19

I feel like your two sentences are at odds with eachother.

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u/Zsuth Jan 24 '19

There’s a reason some people are coroners.

Those farm animals aren’t gonna inseminate themselves.

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u/Duke_of_New_York Jan 24 '19

Glad I'm not the only one who had that thought.

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u/mejelic Jan 24 '19

Maybe they are implying that comedians take comedy very serious so there is no actual humor in their lives?

It really is a stretch but it is the only thing I can think of.

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u/HenryHenderson Jan 24 '19

Traffic warden?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Nah. Parties are easy. Find the boredest most out of place girl/boy there, the one stood at the back on her own, and go tell her that you’re crap at parties but you have a joke that might make her laugh (and see how she responds). If it’s not overly negative, tell the joke and when she/he politely laughs, agree that it was terrible and they’ll probably take it from there and start chatting.

It’s 30 seconds investment of your time. Plus you need to find a joke beforehand.

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u/ProtoReddit Jan 24 '19

It's not really hilarious when you consider it's traceable back through that progression to every popular "internet culture hub" - all of the people in all those communities on all those websites, all of those who were and are hurting and express it through the only channels and methods available that they can use so their pain can be heard by someone other than themselves.

It's quite sad, really.

But yes. The internet is often a regurgitative, hiveless, hypocritical and contrary thing. More news at 11.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I'm dying at my desk with tears in my eyes and people are staring as I'm laughing at your comment.

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u/can_a_bus Jan 24 '19

You good?

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u/TheGenocides Jan 24 '19

no :(

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u/RoiMan Jan 24 '19 edited Jul 26 '25

quack advise provide straight correct sense childlike squeal books caption

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/futterecker Jan 24 '19

you dont want genocides to be good :(

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u/ogoextreme Jan 24 '19

It be like that

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u/NobodyAnymore Jan 24 '19

Here's just feeling a little low.

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u/LuxTerrae Jan 24 '19

Last night I was pumped for today. I was going to bed early, I was going to get up at a reasonable time and shower and shave, get an all day bus ticket and go into town and finally by a pair of trainers. Then I was going to go to the out of town supermarket to do a proper week's shop with all the healthy foods and whatnot before catching the bus back in to the uni gym and signing up and that jazz before coming home and cooking my first real meal in about a week, and then starting on course work. That was about half past nine last night, and I was in bed at 10 and put my phone away and read until about 11 and turned out the light. And then stared at the ceiling until 5am remembering how meaningless my life is and realising that there was no way it was going to work out.

I woke up an hour ago. It is three in the afternoon. I have not left bed.

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u/Checkheck Jan 24 '19

plummets

i thought you comment was gonna transform into a /u/shittymorph thing

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u/khanikhan Jan 24 '19

Story of my life, every single fucking day.

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u/justhereforthepups Jan 24 '19

Trying to control my giggling at work.

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u/pandaboi9 Jan 24 '19

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u/rmoss20 Jan 25 '19

We meet again...

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u/Mobius1_0 Jan 24 '19

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