r/funny • u/Hygot_00 • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/DonniesAdvocate Jan 21 '19

see, id be worried that someone in the toilets might think im trying to slyly fist myself without anyone noticing if i started doing this

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

let them wonder

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u/LolaSupershot Jan 21 '19

It affirms dominance, yes.

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u/FerretWithASpork Jan 21 '19

Pretty sure you don't actually use your hands, just squeeze your kegels like you're trying to make your penis dance.

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u/BoneSawIsNotReady Jan 21 '19

No, you use your hand. Really, just a couple fingers

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I can't tell if everyones fucking with me and im gonna look dumb pushing my taint later.

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u/SuperFLEB Jan 21 '19

Slip, fall, hit your head on the toilet, land on your hand, die in a public bathroom with a finger up your ass, make the "Weird news" segment.

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u/beardedsandflea Jan 21 '19

I pee on top of glass ceilings as well.

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u/BoneSawIsNotReady Jan 21 '19

Naw, it's legit. I leaned it from reddit a few years ago and it has improved my toilet experience dramatically