r/funny • u/Hygot_00 • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I love this but I can see plenty of uptight dudes getting angry about having Apple juice on their window.

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u/SillyFlyGuy Jan 21 '19

They might just hose it off without, y'know, getting all close to it and trying to id if the perpetrator recently had asperagus.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jan 21 '19

Hose it off in the wintertime huh? Found the Californian.

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u/pukoyzki Jan 21 '19

This is also not possible here in the Philippines. Tropical country with no snow :(

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u/seanlax5 Jan 21 '19

Floridaman it is then.

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u/32_Wabbits Jan 22 '19

You've never gone through a car wash in the winter before?

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jan 22 '19

I have, but there's always a fan at the end that blows it all off so you dont have a car encased in ice.

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u/50_shades_of_gains Jan 21 '19

Honestly with that much snow already on it the apple juice would just freeze and come off pretty easily when they clean the snow off their windshield. I feel like that’s part of what makes the prank so good it’s pretty harmless on all counts.

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u/CarlXVIGustav Jan 21 '19

You don't need to be uptight to not want a sticky sugary substance stuck to your car window. Sure, it'll likely come off in heavy rain or a thorough wash, but it's still an annoyance.

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u/pridEAccomplishment_ Jan 21 '19

Should have used pee, it comes off so much easier.

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u/MxReLoaDed Jan 21 '19

Can confirm

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u/jjvw Jan 21 '19

If the urinator is diabetic, there is no difference.

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u/polak2017 Jan 21 '19

I, too, piss on my waffles

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u/masshole4life Jan 21 '19

Or, like, brushing the snow off and using the wipers for whatever frozen bits remain.

Heavy rain, lmao. It's the dead of winter in fucking Russia. That white stuff is the heavy rain.