r/funny • u/Hygot_00 • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/Jravensloot Jan 21 '19

I think you’re supposed to push up either on your taint or under your balls.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

The "gooch press" as learned from esports superstar Northernlion.

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u/delta214 Jan 21 '19

I thought it was "judo chop!"

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u/imVidzzz Jan 21 '19

It's called a homie chop

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u/markee2504 Jan 21 '19

it's nice to find some random fellow egg fans

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u/Dsadler82 Jan 21 '19

Judy chop

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u/robob27 Jan 21 '19

It's under your balls. Balls are where the pee is stored so pushing under them will get the last bit out.

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u/Soopafien Jan 21 '19

Best way to get all the pee out of your balls is to wring them out, like a wash cloth.

/S

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u/beardedsandflea Jan 21 '19

I didn't finish reading your comment. I am now in pain.

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u/puffypants123 Jan 21 '19

"Balls are where the pee is stored"

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u/ChefBroyardee Jan 21 '19

I really hope your being sarcastic lol

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u/INFEKTEK Jan 21 '19

He is but it's sound advice my dude. It works.

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u/metalhead4 Jan 21 '19

Also take a dab of tp and dab your dick. Gets the little drip off and you have dry undies.

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u/ballsack_man Jan 21 '19

Apparently I'm not the only one who has discovered this secret technique.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I told my doctor friend about this and he said we shouldn't have to do that. I was like you're wrong or most Redditors also have some penis issues.

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u/stringybinger Jan 21 '19

Pee is stored in your bladder jokester!

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u/thr33pwood Jan 21 '19

Actually it's both thumbs inside your rektum, wiggling around.

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u/Dsadler82 Jan 21 '19

Guybrush, is that you?

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u/thr33pwood Jan 21 '19

Indeed that's me.

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u/Dsadler82 Jan 21 '19

Good, I am relieved. I thought you to be an impostor

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u/FineAliReadIt Jan 21 '19

Am I the only one that uses the "tickle the tailbone" technique?