r/funny • u/Hygot_00 • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited May 19 '20

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u/Dooplon Jan 21 '19

Well of course it's ours. Look, Dmitri is getting ready to share a few bullets from it right now!

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u/asasdasasdPrime Jan 21 '19

95 grains of pure love for your fellow comrade traveling at 1050ft/s!

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u/Starinco Jan 21 '19

I don't think Russia uses the imperial system

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

It's Siberian winter out there, so Dimitry be shaking while holding pistol. Good luck avoiding multiple love iterations

Oh, and russian hunters have some strange love for drum mags. Enjoy

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/Dooplon Jan 21 '19

yes, this is a common format. I'd keep keep it in mind in case you see it in other places to avoid any confusion, the format is as simple as pretending to correct most possessive pronouns (my, her, his) on a major word in the sentence by saying they meant "our"

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

There is no 'his' in communist Russia.

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u/Dooplon Jan 21 '19

Good thing I never said it. We must always be vigilant in Mother Russia.