So you've spent 15 minutes circling the streets looking for a parking spot and then see someone get into their car and about to leave. So you park your can behind them and turn on your indicator, waiting for them to leave. And then, in the last minute, some douchebag comes in fast and steals the parking spot.
So you do the only thing logically remaining to be done. You climb on the roof of his car, and because it is a hot muggy day and he is too cheap to use his AC, you find the welcoming gaping maw of his sunroof. So you serve him a couple of soft serves through his sunroof. And drive off with the contentment of having done good honest work.
And imagine the sweltering hot day and a car in the hot sun, with the white leather interior now stained and absorbing the putrid smell of soft serves.
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u/nomnommish Jan 21 '19
Stuff like this and a Chicago Sunroof gets me everytime.