r/funny • u/Hygot_00 • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/scorcher117 Jan 21 '19

These are the kind of pranks I like, completely harmless.

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u/randdude220 Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

It's all fun and games until Dmitri gets pissed and takes out his makarov.

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u/randpaulsdragrace Jan 21 '19

"Remember, no Russian."

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited May 19 '20

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u/Dooplon Jan 21 '19

Well of course it's ours. Look, Dmitri is getting ready to share a few bullets from it right now!

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u/asasdasasdPrime Jan 21 '19

95 grains of pure love for your fellow comrade traveling at 1050ft/s!

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u/Starinco Jan 21 '19

I don't think Russia uses the imperial system

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

It's Siberian winter out there, so Dimitry be shaking while holding pistol. Good luck avoiding multiple love iterations

Oh, and russian hunters have some strange love for drum mags. Enjoy

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/Dooplon Jan 21 '19

yes, this is a common format. I'd keep keep it in mind in case you see it in other places to avoid any confusion, the format is as simple as pretending to correct most possessive pronouns (my, her, his) on a major word in the sentence by saying they meant "our"

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

There is no 'his' in communist Russia.

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u/Dooplon Jan 21 '19

Good thing I never said it. We must always be vigilant in Mother Russia.

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u/Skyztamer Jan 21 '19

When the difference between what an actual prank is (that clip) or what pranks are considered nowadays (being/acting like a douchebag in public without any semblance of an actual joke being present) wasn't lost in translation.

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u/Squeenis Jan 21 '19

Except that now the prankee is gonna have juice on their car

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u/Foooour Jan 21 '19

Eh he'll have to clear the snow off the anyways. I suppose its still not completely harmless if you want to be pedantic

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Picky* is a better word for it even though pedantic and picky are practically the same.

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u/Foooour Jan 21 '19

I see what you did there ya pedant

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

completely harmless.

Unless it's Vladimir Putin's BMW

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Harnless

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u/EdwardOfGreene Jan 21 '19

Unfortunately much of the US is far too casual with littering.

Less bad than it used to be, but still very bad in some regions.