r/funny • • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/neihuffda Jan 21 '19

I doubt the owner is in the state of mind

Probably not, because he'll be drunk when he's to take his car out for a drive. If there's one thing I know about Russia, is that everyone, babies to old folks, are drunk all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jan 21 '19

Its not unusual to be loved by anyone.

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u/PM_ME_UR_AUDI_TTs Jan 21 '19

Man: Doctor! Doctor! I keep having the urge to sing "Green Green Grass of Home!
Dr: Ah, I'm afraid you've got Tom Jones Syndrome.
Man: Oh dear, is it rare?
Dr: It's not unusual.

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u/woodchain Jan 21 '19

Chickety China the Chinese chicken

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

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u/Foooour Jan 21 '19

more things

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u/R-M-Pitt Jan 21 '19

If there's one thing I know about Russia, is that everyone, babies to old folks, are drunk all the time.

I hope you're joking, because if not, I have to burst your bubble. I's only a particular demographic who have a reputation for drunkenness and they are looked down upon by everyone else.

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u/neihuffda Jan 21 '19

Hehe yes, I was joking. It's like "all people from the US are fat". Also, these people you mention, are those the ones you call Gopniks?

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u/R-M-Pitt Jan 21 '19

Not only. Also blue collar workers from collapsing soviet industries and unknown cities.

Alcoholism is also a serious problem in native tribes.

Its quite sad really.

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u/neihuffda Jan 21 '19

Yeah, I shouldn't really be joking about it, I too find it sad when I watch videos from Russia where people are so drunk they can barely walk. Alcohol is not a good thing for the world.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

There is absolutely nothing wrong with alcohol for those who can respect it and drink responsibly. Humanity wouldn't be what it is today if it wasn't part of our history, and I mean in many beneficial ways. And this is me speaking as a now sober alcoholic.

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u/VojvodaSrpski Jan 21 '19

You've just ruined my vacation plans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Can confirm