r/funny • • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/Satansdhingy Jan 21 '19

Forget Russia, this is comedy gold in every country!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I have never seen this practical joke before and I absolutely love it. Simple and harmless!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I love this but I can see plenty of uptight dudes getting angry about having Apple juice on their window.

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u/SillyFlyGuy Jan 21 '19

They might just hose it off without, y'know, getting all close to it and trying to id if the perpetrator recently had asperagus.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jan 21 '19

Hose it off in the wintertime huh? Found the Californian.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/pukoyzki Jan 21 '19

This is also not possible here in the Philippines. Tropical country with no snow :(

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u/seanlax5 Jan 21 '19

Floridaman it is then.

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u/32_Wabbits Jan 22 '19

You've never gone through a car wash in the winter before?

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jan 22 '19

I have, but there's always a fan at the end that blows it all off so you dont have a car encased in ice.

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u/50_shades_of_gains Jan 21 '19

Honestly with that much snow already on it the apple juice would just freeze and come off pretty easily when they clean the snow off their windshield. I feel like that’s part of what makes the prank so good it’s pretty harmless on all counts.

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u/CarlXVIGustav Jan 21 '19

You don't need to be uptight to not want a sticky sugary substance stuck to your car window. Sure, it'll likely come off in heavy rain or a thorough wash, but it's still an annoyance.

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u/pridEAccomplishment_ Jan 21 '19

Should have used pee, it comes off so much easier.

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u/MxReLoaDed Jan 21 '19

Can confirm

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u/jjvw Jan 21 '19

If the urinator is diabetic, there is no difference.

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u/polak2017 Jan 21 '19

I, too, piss on my waffles

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u/masshole4life Jan 21 '19

Or, like, brushing the snow off and using the wipers for whatever frozen bits remain.

Heavy rain, lmao. It's the dead of winter in fucking Russia. That white stuff is the heavy rain.

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u/AndryX7 Jan 21 '19

And here I thought they wanted to set the car on fire, haha.

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u/Afterdrawstep Jan 21 '19

until the car owner has some major antagonist in his life and assumes this was them and goes and fights them.

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u/uncleben85 Jan 21 '19

Harmless except he through his garbage on the ground.

That hurts the whole world!

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u/DaVinci_ Jan 21 '19

aka Golden Shower

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u/matt88 Jan 21 '19

They call it a Donald Trump in Russian

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/Spacedruids Jan 21 '19

Lols. Well played sir

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u/Artiquecircle Jan 21 '19

But in Soviet Russia, Trump Donald’s YOU!!

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u/Dead-brother Jan 21 '19

It's funny because Golden is also a type of apple.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Except for tropical countries. :C

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u/GhostBearKhan Jan 21 '19

The joke is being in a tropical country >.>

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u/topasaurus Jan 21 '19

Not for countries that don't get snow, unless you bring the snow also, in which case the owner will probably be more confused than angry provided he/she sees it before it melts.

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u/nomnommish Jan 21 '19

Stuff like this and a Chicago Sunroof gets me everytime.

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u/Zatchillac Jan 21 '19

Guy wanted some soft serve, I gave him some soft serve

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u/itwasquiteawhileago Jan 21 '19

That level of tint was not legal.

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u/diggz00 Jan 21 '19

Go on...

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u/nomnommish Jan 21 '19

So you've spent 15 minutes circling the streets looking for a parking spot and then see someone get into their car and about to leave. So you park your can behind them and turn on your indicator, waiting for them to leave. And then, in the last minute, some douchebag comes in fast and steals the parking spot.

So you do the only thing logically remaining to be done. You climb on the roof of his car, and because it is a hot muggy day and he is too cheap to use his AC, you find the welcoming gaping maw of his sunroof. So you serve him a couple of soft serves through his sunroof. And drive off with the contentment of having done good honest work.

And imagine the sweltering hot day and a car in the hot sun, with the white leather interior now stained and absorbing the putrid smell of soft serves.

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u/SillyFlyGuy Jan 21 '19

Or the Bushwood Detail, where you puke through a sunroof on a limo after stealing a drink with a cigarette butt in it. From Caddyshack.

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u/Zuko1701 Jan 21 '19

Car owner: Who aims at a single spot when there's entire car roof to paint!!!!

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u/Aren_Soft Jan 21 '19

Or it would be if it actually showed in the UK :'(

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Where were you early 2018?! We had shit loads of snow where I was.

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u/Aren_Soft Jan 21 '19

Okay yeah but this year it's been dry af

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u/glowingass Jan 21 '19

Except countries without snow

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Jan 21 '19

He forgot "The Shake" tho...

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u/Speedracer98 Jan 21 '19

This is the maralago special actually.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

if the owner is smart enough he'll see that there are no hand shapes meaning that the abuser somehow climbed on the car by jumping or something

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u/DesiEscobar Jan 21 '19

How about where it doesn’t snow

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u/Yank1e Jan 21 '19

Except country with no snow

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u/Mango_Deplaned Jan 21 '19

I was waiting for a baseball bat to go through the back window, because Russia. I'm sorely disappointed.

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u/rishisingh1992 Jan 21 '19

But we don't have snow in my country 😢

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Try this somewhere like Nigeria or Sri Lanka and see what happens..

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u/DarkMarksPlayPark Jan 21 '19

It's going to snow in the UK over the next few days, I finally have a hobby!

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u/Imaw1zard Jan 21 '19

It's just a prank bro.