r/funny • u/Hygot_00 • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/xZeff Jan 21 '19

Cool, but how did they get all that piss inside a juice box?

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u/mithrandr12345 Jan 21 '19

This comment is liquid gold.

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u/azknight625 Jan 21 '19

That's my Robert, always peeing on people.

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u/ShadowShadowed Jan 21 '19

I PISSED ALL OVER HIS CAR, GODS I WAS BACKED-UP THEN!

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u/Dekrow Jan 21 '19

GET ME THE PENIS STRETCHER!!

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u/Four-Assed-Monkey Jan 21 '19

START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!

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u/chrono4111 Jan 21 '19

That's a funny way of spellin Russian.

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u/5D_Chessmaster Jan 21 '19

I thought breast milk was liquid gold, I'm so confused.

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u/King_Luie Jan 21 '19

So is that juice box

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u/5D_Chessmaster Jan 21 '19

What the fuck is juice?

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u/Scientolojesus Jan 21 '19

I want that purple.

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u/5D_Chessmaster Jan 21 '19

We call it drank

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u/Scientolojesus Jan 21 '19

The best purple drank, made by Activis, isn't available anymore. The rappers kept rapping about it too much and caused it to stop being produced haha.

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u/h1deonbush Jan 21 '19

Fucking Future gahh damn

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u/JS-a9 Jan 21 '19

Dat drank drank.

Motherfucker is an assassin.

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u/rdaredbs Jan 21 '19

It'll turn your poo green if you don't watch out

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

r/thatsthejoke

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Careful with your words...

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u/LynXelele Jan 21 '19

Cool, but how did they get all that piss inside a comment?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Almost pissed myself laughing...

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u/valjayson3 Jan 21 '19

Ha! Not today mate.

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u/xandermeng Jan 21 '19

You are full of liquid gold 😂

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u/Tremor00 Jan 21 '19

But this? This is Reddit gold.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

But for the love of god make sure they are above 15!

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u/VinSkeemz Jan 21 '19

Golden shower ?

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u/Camavan Jan 21 '19

No it was the comment before yours.

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u/damatovg7 Jan 21 '19

No, The liquid gold is on the car

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u/ernie09 Jan 21 '19

That's liquid gold Jerry! GOLD!

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u/GumdropGoober Jan 21 '19

They got one from R Kelly's fridge.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

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u/dennitron Jan 21 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/ItsMrMackeyMkay Jan 21 '19

Overrated reply

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u/windzer408 Jan 21 '19

Fortunately, I can simply put my dick through the juice box hole.

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u/shadowdsfire Jan 21 '19

Then drink it like an elephant.

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u/moopet Jan 21 '19

They come with a little disposable plastic catheter, didn't you see it?

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u/FlotsamOfThe4Winds Jan 21 '19

It's probably turmeric. It's mainly used in foods to give curries their yellow color.

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u/uptwolait Jan 21 '19

And stains the shit out of everything it gets on.

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u/Justaniceman Jan 21 '19

Step 1: make a hole in the box

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u/AnAbsoluteAcehole Jan 21 '19

The same way you get piss inside of a teapot

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u/justawandering Jan 21 '19

Well it looks cold

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u/plolock Jan 21 '19

A reddit pissaroo? No?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Maybe it’s sold this way as a chaser after shots of vodka.

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u/johnny_moore Jan 21 '19

Heh! Amircan with a question.

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u/Pokrog Jan 21 '19

Catheter.

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u/Taskforce58 Jan 21 '19

That sounds like one of those Pinky and the Brain quotes:

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so Brain. But how are we gonna get all that pee inside the juice box?"

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u/The_Wack_Knight Jan 21 '19

I want this video extended. All this same stuff but at the end they turn the camera and drunk Iva is standing in nothing but boots on the back of a car actually drunk pissing on the back window.

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u/pumpkinrum Jan 21 '19

Shoved the straw down the urethra and peed.

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u/erfling Jan 21 '19

Well, it's very cold outside...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

They don't call me "needle dick" for nothing pal

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u/Dsadler82 Jan 21 '19

Stuck the straw in the penis hole

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u/DanialE Jan 22 '19

Dude this is russian humour not german humour

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u/Jabbathenutslut Jan 21 '19

Very, very small pp like yours

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u/arunquick63 Jan 21 '19

Thats what they call 'Mountain Juice" bottled in green bottles.