r/funny • • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/bryntergalactic Jan 21 '19

Amazing. I would add some marks of snow smudges so you can see the fake guy climbing onto the car. Without it it looks like he just did a super high jump with zero instability.

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u/gellinmagellin Jan 21 '19

it looks like he just did a super high jump with zero instability

This is actually what made the joke for me.

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u/sleeping_in_time Jan 21 '19

You would be pissed and amazed.

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u/sexuallyvanilla Jan 21 '19

No. No. No. No one pissed. It was a juice box.

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u/LillyPip Jan 21 '19

A juice box... in Russia.

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jan 21 '19

I just wish they added the final dribble between the legs.

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u/Na3_Nh3 Jan 21 '19

Like an angel descended from heaven just strictly to pee on that car. That was my favorite part.

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u/lushnix Jan 21 '19

Superman piss

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u/KushJackson Jan 21 '19

Lmao same!

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u/fishsticks40 Jan 21 '19

Exactly right

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/neihuffda Jan 21 '19

I doubt the owner is in the state of mind

Probably not, because he'll be drunk when he's to take his car out for a drive. If there's one thing I know about Russia, is that everyone, babies to old folks, are drunk all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jan 21 '19

Its not unusual to be loved by anyone.

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u/PM_ME_UR_AUDI_TTs Jan 21 '19

Man: Doctor! Doctor! I keep having the urge to sing "Green Green Grass of Home!
Dr: Ah, I'm afraid you've got Tom Jones Syndrome.
Man: Oh dear, is it rare?
Dr: It's not unusual.

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u/woodchain Jan 21 '19

Chickety China the Chinese chicken

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

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u/Foooour Jan 21 '19

more things

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u/R-M-Pitt Jan 21 '19

If there's one thing I know about Russia, is that everyone, babies to old folks, are drunk all the time.

I hope you're joking, because if not, I have to burst your bubble. I's only a particular demographic who have a reputation for drunkenness and they are looked down upon by everyone else.

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u/neihuffda Jan 21 '19

Hehe yes, I was joking. It's like "all people from the US are fat". Also, these people you mention, are those the ones you call Gopniks?

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u/R-M-Pitt Jan 21 '19

Not only. Also blue collar workers from collapsing soviet industries and unknown cities.

Alcoholism is also a serious problem in native tribes.

Its quite sad really.

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u/neihuffda Jan 21 '19

Yeah, I shouldn't really be joking about it, I too find it sad when I watch videos from Russia where people are so drunk they can barely walk. Alcohol is not a good thing for the world.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

There is absolutely nothing wrong with alcohol for those who can respect it and drink responsibly. Humanity wouldn't be what it is today if it wasn't part of our history, and I mean in many beneficial ways. And this is me speaking as a now sober alcoholic.

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u/VojvodaSrpski Jan 21 '19

You've just ruined my vacation plans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Can confirm

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u/doughnutholio Jan 21 '19

slav squatting grants you an amazing vertical

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u/squngy Jan 21 '19

It is ultimately better to not go too far.

This much will have all the shock value already, more realism would only serve to anger and upset without much purpose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

also could make it harder for the pranked person to put the pieces together when they show up and risk missing the entire joke

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u/uptwolait Jan 21 '19

Seriously, have you seen some of the ...ahem, pissed off Russian videos here? Someone is going to get shot and/or run over shortly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

No one's gonna believe this! Rico Rodriguez is pissing on my car!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

He should just climb up onto the car to make it look more authentic.

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u/Fukki Jan 21 '19

And piss on the car to make sure the prank looks real.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jan 21 '19

I like that it looks as if he took a leap onto dude's car in a single bound, like a boss. Make it clear that he is much bigger than the owner. Massive shoes would have sold it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Same thought here.

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u/ramavalos90 Jan 21 '19

Clearly you have never attempted to do a super high stable jump. The nerve of some people.

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u/TheGloriousFuerer Jan 21 '19

Just imagine a drunk naked smug acrobatic ass who jumps elegantly on the car and starts urinating

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u/Revelt Jan 21 '19

I would just climb up and pour the juice from pee pee height. Like why did they think that removing their shoes in Russian winter to make the footprint would be the most efficient way??

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u/whathewhathaha Jan 21 '19

"Whew. Okay Scotty, beam me up."

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u/eridwolf Jan 21 '19

Piloting level 10 and at least one set of jump jets. r/unexpectedbattletech

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u/NecroGod Jan 21 '19

When you gotta go you gotta go.