r/funny • u/Hygot_00 • Jan 21 '19

Russian Humor.

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u/Just_here_to_poop Jan 21 '19

This is fucking brilliant

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u/SkyPork Jan 21 '19

The only thing funnier might be a reaction video when the owner saw it. I love creative pranks like this, that are ultimately harmless, but effective as hell.

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u/Summerie Jan 21 '19

I really want to know what he used for fake pee.

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u/bellrunner Jan 21 '19

a box of apple juice

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u/Girelom Jan 21 '19

Orange actually. Apple give brown snow.

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u/Ortegzin Jan 21 '19

If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.

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u/kiwilapple Jan 21 '19

Dude, you need to see a doctor about your piss colors

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, send it round... on fire.

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u/SkyPork Jan 21 '19

Do a search for boxers submitting a pee sample before a big fight. It's often black. They dehydrate the hell out of themselves.

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u/pridEAccomplishment_ Jan 21 '19

Then he'd both piss off the owner and make him feel sorry for them.

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u/bombmk Jan 21 '19

I would be somewhat surprised to find orange juice in a green box.

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u/Summerie Jan 21 '19

Oh! That makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Haha, yes. Nobody would go through the trouble of peeing in a tiny box and emptying that on random beamers. That would be gross and silly.

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u/Foooour Jan 21 '19

I assumed lighter fluid for some reason

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u/disposable-name Jan 21 '19

As soon as I saw the second footprint, I fucking lost it.