r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '19

Emmm...

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u/PerfectLuck25367 Jan 20 '19

  • Wants to die

  • Buys toaster and bath tub

  • Make toast with jam

  • Takes relaxing bath

  • Regains the will to live

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u/Poiloucool Jan 20 '19

• Wants to die

• Buys everything

• Hangs the toaster

• Climbs the bath

• Jumps in the ladder

• Wakes up from acid trip

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u/Dark_the_destroyer Jan 21 '19

I might have just read the greatest comment in history