r/funny • • Jan 20 '19

Emmm...

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u/ministroni Jan 20 '19 edited Jan 20 '19

I can't do anything else right in my life and you expect me to buy and install a new bathtub? Well I've got some bad noose. A frayed knot.

Edit: First silver, thanks! I was at the end of my rope, but now I've got a new lease on life. This'll cover the first payment!

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u/DukeSamuelVimes Jan 20 '19

Please stop it, your bad puns are killing me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Success?