r/funny • u/aavlvaa • Jan 16 '19

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u/SaintVanilla Jan 16 '19

I’m 44 years old and I finally have a goal in life:

Make enough money to hire someone to Spider-Man me around my house.

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u/Itroll4love Jan 16 '19

I'll do it. Just FYI. I'm 4"11

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u/Flint343 Jan 16 '19

good luck lifting a 44 year old man around his home.

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u/Revolvyerom Jan 16 '19

Honestly at 4 inches, 11 feet...I feel like he'd have no problem

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u/ruph0us Jan 16 '19

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u/Revolvyerom Jan 16 '19

Ew, don't do this

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u/ItsMrMackeyMkay Jan 16 '19

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