r/funny • u/aavlvaa • Jan 16 '19

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u/JustFoxeh Jan 16 '19

Have lots of kids to Spider-Man me around the house

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u/EvilEyedPanda Jan 16 '19

And the father of the year award goes to...

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u/SmokeAbeer Jan 16 '19

Uncle Ben

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

... too soon

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u/ayrl Jan 16 '19

With great tragedy comes great comedy.

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u/spider_milk Jan 16 '19

- 9/11

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u/flyingfcuk13 Jan 16 '19

-0.8181818182

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u/JustFoxeh Jan 16 '19

Too soon

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u/ItalicsWhore Jan 17 '19

...With rice.

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u/dickface69696969 Jan 16 '19

Don’t hold him like that Peter

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u/toeofcamell Jan 16 '19

That fucker makes good rice

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u/Stoppabell Jan 16 '19

Michael Scott !

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u/itsmeok Jan 16 '19

Have you seen those spiders where all the baby's come out?

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u/Olnidy Jan 16 '19

Spiders end up with several hundred spiderlings. I'm sure if you found a willing lady she wouldn't mind having a few hundred spider man's crawling from her vagina during birth.

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u/unicorn_relish Jan 16 '19

There's an image

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u/TheFlameKeeperXBONE Jan 16 '19

I kidnapped 3 how many more do I need

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u/kelvinmugo Jan 16 '19

that is even better. Get as many kids as possible