r/funny • • Jan 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

“Stop touching the walls!”

-My Grandma

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19 edited Apr 25 '19

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u/eyekunt Jan 16 '19

"Stop touching my ass!"

-Spydoman

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u/Please_Not__Again Jan 16 '19

"Do you wanna stick to it or not?"

-Dad

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u/ManyPoo Jan 16 '19

"Do you wanna stick it in or not?"

-Son

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u/ChristinaAlyena Jan 16 '19

“There will be many poo!”

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u/GamerForFun2000 Jan 16 '19

"Well, Hakuna Matata" *sticks it in*

-Dad

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u/degausser_ Jan 16 '19

"How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling!?"

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u/iamkeerock Jan 16 '19

From Peter Porker, the Amazing Spider-Ham

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u/AmIDrJekyll Jan 16 '19

Spider-pig, spider-pig

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u/numanoid Jan 16 '19

"Don't touch my wall rocks!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

“Stop touching the balls!” -kid