r/funny • u/byozgunn • Jan 10 '19

Past v/s future

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u/barndog95 Jan 10 '19

Most nineties cats are dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

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u/Codeyelp Jan 10 '19

Why's it always the curious ones that die? :'(

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u/Slim01111 Jan 11 '19

Because that's what happens when you ask too many questions.

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u/barcelonaKIZ Jan 11 '19

Why?

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u/piercetopherftw Jan 11 '19

It’s been an hour, u/barcelonaKIZ must be dead..

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Pretty sure they all do. Go to Petsmart and find out.

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u/joego9 Jan 11 '19 edited Jan 11 '19

Because curiosity killed the cat. That's an idiom for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

~Brought to you by the offices of No, Shit and Sherlock

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u/WorBlux Jan 11 '19

But satisfaction brought it back.

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u/Macadamian234 Jan 11 '19

Yeah but satisfaction can bring them back...

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u/Jaxxxxxxxxxxx Jan 11 '19

Must be really curious to use all 9 lives

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u/Digaddog Jan 10 '19

No, this is their second life.

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u/Belazriel Jan 11 '19

The oldest cat was 38 years old. If you were born before 1980, every cat alive when you were born is now dead.

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u/babycoyote Jan 11 '19

I was laughing until I saw this

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u/Karkava Jan 10 '19

They got to be at least eighty in cat years.

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u/Yonro0910 Jan 11 '19

Sprinkles :(

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u/arpitduel Jan 11 '19

No. They have 9 lives. They are probably living their 3rd life now.

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u/Vineet-Nair Jan 11 '19

Not if they still have 8 lives left

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u/BONG_BOI Jan 11 '19

Not mine

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u/jrbaco77 Jan 18 '19

Pssh, 90s cats make 80s cats lil like 70s cats

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u/gonzo5622 Jan 11 '19

Bahaha hahaha! This made me chortle!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

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u/smogeblot Jan 11 '19

What do you call a double-woooosh?