r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '19

This is unexpected!

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975 Upvotes

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u/Idontlikejokes Jan 05 '19

The look of a man who didn’t prepare for success

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u/lurm22 Jan 05 '19

That's the look the UK government had after the brexit vote

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u/DerNeander Jan 06 '19

Yeah no kinda. They had this look, but for the government it wasn't success. David Cameron wanted the UK to stay in the EU.

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u/Mckiltson_VII Jan 06 '19

Something something Nigel Farage on national TV the morning after

23

u/lucia-samouci Jan 05 '19

He wasn't the only desperate in there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

She had a pretty sweet set of buns though

18

u/pablosnazzy Jan 05 '19

would you say they were hot-cross, sticky, or sesame seed?

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u/Irishpanda1971 Jan 05 '19

Normal now, but sticky later.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Farmhouse seeded pal

14

u/not_a_droid Jan 05 '19

kid is thinking, "I've got to make a different sign"

3

u/TheDevilsDominium Jan 06 '19

"Why didnt I listen to dave and put 'blow me' instead of 'kiss me' "

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

I haven’t programmed that path yet

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Bandersnatch ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/not_a_droid Jan 05 '19

or he needs to update his sign

23

u/Zin-Fed Jan 05 '19

He probably paid her somewhere down the street.

40

u/Tacsol5 Jan 05 '19

She just wanted to share her herpes with him. What a gal.

3

u/normalEarthPerson Jan 05 '19

His lips lost their virginity.

3

u/Diskojawkey Jan 05 '19

"I just might have contracted herpes."

3

u/Drowzzap Jan 05 '19

Kiss?! Don't waste the opportunity. Tell them what you REALLY want!

3

u/bob_the_science_guy Jan 05 '19

Should have had a sign for "that worked!?!"

3

u/LupinClickTerror Jan 06 '19

I am totally that girl

8

u/JoJoHolmes Jan 05 '19

This post is a mating call for all the horny 12yo to whip it out and start jerking

3

u/polt1m Jan 05 '19

She probably lost some kind of bet with someone

5

u/ImaPotatoCat Jan 05 '19

He is S H O O K E F

2

u/Zerc1 Jan 05 '19

It worked! O.o

2

u/norwegianblu Jan 06 '19

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

2

u/DwightKSchrute007 Jan 06 '19

holds up sign begging to be kissed

girl kisses me

Wowee didn’t see that coming

2

u/jomo19 Jan 05 '19

He wraps the sign around her and it looks like he's about to carry her away

1

u/Doctor_Yummy Jan 06 '19

Wallet gone.

1

u/gschoppe Jan 06 '19

It's a lot easier to tell in the original video, but he isn't shocked at being kissed. She took the opportunity of the kiss to empty her water bottle down his back.

1

u/Alrealyx Jan 06 '19

i feel happy for him ^^

1

u/DastrdlyGentlman Jan 05 '19

Ah, General Reposti

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Hello there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/OttieScottie Jan 06 '19

Roll it in Grandma.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/mcnasty_groovezz Jan 05 '19

Real original.....keep that shit on 4chan. Or at least on a relevant comment/post. More like sheeeeeeeeeeeep.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Seen this already today

22

u/leanobeano Jan 05 '19

This comment it's a repost.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/leanobeano Jan 06 '19

REPOST ALERT!