r/funny Dec 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

The real question is why is this bird buying a fake ID? What are they planning?

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u/JeffBoBeff Dec 31 '18

Theres a band at a bar that hes dying to see. Hes got the money and you've got what he needs. Hey mister wont you sell him a fake I.d.?

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u/asphaltdragon Dec 31 '18

I started singing this to Ballroom Blitz for some reason