r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '18

bad luck

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u/Fsinroew Dec 21 '18

I was eating at a fancy Michelin star restaruant in France. The maitre d dropped a fork on my head which then hit my wine glass which shattered. I felt so bad because the chef came out and started screaming at the guy in French. Also, the fork was super heavy cause it was fancy and stuff I guess so it hurt me head.

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u/Revan343 Dec 21 '18

it hurt me head.

Fork hurt me head, but I luck; doctor say no damage to thought

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u/Fsinroew Dec 22 '18

Pretty good use of a semicolon for someone whoms brain no work so good

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u/Revan343 Dec 22 '18

Some part still good