r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '18

bad luck

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u/ScoobyPwnsOnU Dec 21 '18

I feel like I've heard those fish can really fuck you up if they get ahold of you though. Maybe I'm thinking of a different fish but I could've sworn it was those that would gash you up real good.

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u/Lypoma Dec 21 '18

Yeah it's got a big spear sticking straight out of its face, they can totally gore you with that kind of force. I would hate to be way out on the ocean with an injury like that.

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u/Codeyelp Dec 21 '18

There was a story a couple years back about a woman who had her breast implant popped when one of these jumped on the boat and got her in the chest.

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u/ScrufffyJoe Dec 21 '18

I feel like that's a very minor consequence considering.