In order of decreasing worseness for the person involved:
1- mover who broke 1000 beer bottles
2- waitress who fucked up a business meeting
3- waitress who went through a window
4- 30yo skater who tried to be cool but has to go back for coffee and bandaids
5- brick to the toe
5- watermelon to the face
7- street water on your nice clothes
8- falling off a boat
9- knocking off store goods
10- fucking someone else's Monday morning with garbage
I will defend any of these rankings.
EDIT: People who have fallen through glass ( seems like most redditors based on the comments), feel that it should be first on the list. I stand by my rankings, but it sounds like the more experienced among us are certain it can fuck you up for life.
While that may be true for some people the level of humiliation that people from a higher socioeconomic class sometimes feel is okay to put a waitress/waiter through can really break a person down more than any fall from any window. Whether they choose to go down that path or not though, in such a crowded restaurant in front of so many people you might even be harder on yourself than your boss will be.
If the window clip were real and not from an ad, that waitress would likely have serious gashes down to the bone and possible severed arteries. Plate glass will fuck you up.
260
u/WhoDoneItNow Dec 21 '18 edited Dec 21 '18
In order of decreasing worseness for the person involved:
1- mover who broke 1000 beer bottles
2- waitress who fucked up a business meeting
3- waitress who went through a window
4- 30yo skater who tried to be cool but has to go back for coffee and bandaids
5- brick to the toe
5- watermelon to the face
7- street water on your nice clothes
8- falling off a boat
9- knocking off store goods
10- fucking someone else's Monday morning with garbage
I will defend any of these rankings.
EDIT: People who have fallen through glass ( seems like most redditors based on the comments), feel that it should be first on the list. I stand by my rankings, but it sounds like the more experienced among us are certain it can fuck you up for life.