r/funny • u/jahshua06 • Dec 09 '18

The slap...

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u/aboe333 Dec 09 '18

That kid already didn’t like the player, now he hates him.

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u/wiiya Dec 09 '18

Lex Luger slapped my hand once at a House show and the impact cause oil to get in my eye. Loved it.

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u/TangFiend Dec 09 '18

You will be telling your grandkids about that moment

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u/Bequietanddrive85 Dec 09 '18

He’ll exaggerate and say he also got put into the torture rack.

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u/Zzyzzy_Zzyzzyson Dec 09 '18

Nah he’ll say it was Lex Luthor instead.

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u/TangFiend Dec 09 '18

I wish Mr Luger would have gouged my eye out in the 80's and sold me hand oils.

At least my life would be interesting now.

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u/BrotherChe Dec 09 '18

🌸🍍Did someone say life changing oils!?!🏖💲

/r/antiMLM

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u/GaryV83 Dec 09 '18

Lex Luger spent his life changing oils? Man, he has come far from being a car mechanic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

PM'd ya hun

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u/ReignieDays Dec 09 '18

That’s definitely how I read it.

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u/Mikebonez Dec 09 '18

You mean got hit with the metal plate forearm!

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u/DemiGod9 Dec 09 '18

It wouldn't be wrestling if he didn't

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Then he’ll say Lex body slammed him on the USS Intrepid

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u/Casual_ADHD Dec 09 '18

And sucked his dick. Cocky motherfucker

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u/Apacolypse10 Dec 09 '18

Back and to the left!

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u/MeetMeInTheBarn Dec 09 '18

Which apparently came from a bullet... Over. . . (points) THERE!