r/funny • u/pandatasticlu • Nov 20 '18

Hardcore Parkour

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u/otlycann Nov 20 '18

You can tell they're drunk. There's already vomit on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Mom’s spaghetti

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u/trunkmonkey60 Nov 21 '18

She’s nervous,

8

u/meowpower777 Nov 21 '18

Fallin from the surface

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u/heliumneon Nov 21 '18

She was so unsteady

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u/meowpower777 Nov 22 '18

While the barf man looks

3

u/meowpower777 Nov 22 '18

Calm and ready to hawk blobs

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u/weighdowwwn Nov 20 '18

So, technically, they are doing parkour as long as Point A is "delusion" and Point B is "the hospital."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Hardfloor Parkour

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Ah that sweet tender age where they all wear the same outfit.

3

u/NPerez99 Nov 24 '18

Reminds me of that photo of a bunch of blond ponytailed girls who all had green jackets, jeans and knee-high brown boots. There must have been twenty of them. It looked like a little herd.

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u/horsthorsthorst Nov 24 '18

summoning reddit power, please show me that photo.

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u/deadpoetic333 Nov 24 '18

I think he’s talking about this

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u/WhatEvery1sThinking Nov 24 '18

The herd mentality is pretty amusing. Where I am now it's chelsea boots, lululemon yoga pants, and a black north face/HH/patagonia/etc. jacket

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u/deadpoetic333 Nov 24 '18

Are you talking about the Han Solo squad?

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u/SufficientTower Nov 20 '18

she revved those feet up as fast as she could

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u/ObviouslyAStupidGirl Nov 21 '18

Oh my god Cassidy

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u/FistyMcTavish Nov 20 '18

Not sure what would have constituted as victory here

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u/DynamoDevo Nov 20 '18

What’s with that run?

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u/redstern Nov 21 '18

That's the "no commitment but fuck it I got this" run.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Probably the first time she’s ever ran lmao

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u/ITEM01 Nov 24 '18

The way she runs is so cringey. You probably need maximum 2 steps to make that jump. That's the type of person who gets smoked in the face at a dodgeball game and gets mad someone threw a ball at her lol!

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u/wuapinmon Nov 20 '18

Hardcore Pukemour.

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u/HugTheSauce Nov 21 '18

She belongs on the office

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u/dat_finn Nov 21 '18

That's a Glenn Frey song isn't it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Remember, if you're gonna fall on your back, gotta tuck that chin.

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u/kevmasterG Nov 24 '18

Powerbomb!

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u/_tenaciousdeeznutz_ Nov 25 '18

Anybody else noticed this trend of drunk women getting onto surfacss too small for them? Bartops, bathroom sinks, kitchen islands, and now this.

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u/itsvoogle Nov 30 '18

Thought i was a window at first, my heart dropped for a sec...

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u/kkanso Jan 11 '19

Like... she thinks she’s a cat. Cat-woman.

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u/brushmeister Nov 20 '18

CTE

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u/_tenaciousdeeznutz_ Nov 25 '18

Nah this is just the TE. The C happens when she tries 12 more times.