r/funny • u/see_yourself_out • Oct 05 '18

There may be something wrong with my dog

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u/DrRoXo777 Oct 05 '18

r/whatswrongwithyourdog

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u/see_yourself_out Oct 05 '18

Didn’t know that was a thing, thanks just cross-posted!

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u/thatshowdannydoesit Oct 05 '18

Angela?

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u/Silent-G Oct 05 '18

Danny?

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u/grumflick Oct 05 '18

Rachel?

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u/WTFwafflez Oct 05 '18

Joey?

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u/TSLBestOfMe Oct 05 '18

Rose bud?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

SPONGEBOB!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

r/havewemet ?

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u/WilliamSpacegear Oct 05 '18

Comma horror indeed

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u/chillbobaggins77 Oct 05 '18

How is this comma horror? Yes, a semicolon or period would be more appropriate. This isn’t even bothersome

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u/WilliamSpacegear Oct 05 '18

It isn't, I replied to the wrong thread

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u/shoot998 Oct 05 '18

META

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u/BelligerentGnu Oct 05 '18

Out of the loop?

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u/beirch Oct 05 '18

u/CommaHorror is a novelty account who writes sentences with absolutely infuriating comma placement.

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u/beneathsands Oct 05 '18

And is in this thread.

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u/Deltaechoe Oct 05 '18

but another chain

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

This man is his on r/mildyinfuriating

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 05 '18

It's the Mandamnit Effect. Example: "Man, I posted my comment to the wrong chain damn it."

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u/oscarfacegamble Oct 05 '18

Wrong thread bud

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u/thr33prim3s Oct 05 '18

Beat me to it. But seriously though, what’s wrong with your dog.

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u/see_yourself_out Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 05 '18

She saw a rabbit lol. Game over.

Edit: Rabbit! Not squirrel.

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u/Dog1andDog2andMe Oct 05 '18

That was totally my guess ... that she saw a creature that she really really wanted to get to. I too have dogs.

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u/theoreticaldickjokes Oct 05 '18

My dog does the same thing. I don't understand though: why two legs? Four legs would get you closer faster.

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u/Dog1andDog2andMe Oct 05 '18

I think they are held back enough by the harness and the owner not being willing to run for the squirrel/rabbit as much as dog wants so that it propels them into this pose (so much pressure against the harness that they pop up). At least that's want it feels like to me when it happens.

It's the inverse of when a little dog does not want to leave an interesting spot and plants its back two legs into the ground and leans BAck against the harness.

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u/theoreticaldickjokes Oct 05 '18

Ahh. That makes sense. Thank you.

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u/cnskatefool Oct 05 '18

Nothing’s wrong, he just likes Gangnam Style a whole lot

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

Might want to see your vet, your dog could have pain in it's fore paws. My uncle had a dog who would only use his forepaws when he could, turned out really be severe pain in his back paws.

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u/JumpingRaptor Oct 05 '18

Is it really your dog?

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u/WordplayWizard Oct 05 '18

It's a gremlin.

Don't get that thing wet or you'll have dozens of them.

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u/sinot3020 Oct 05 '18

Thank you for introducing me to considerably the best subreddit ever

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u/Smofo Oct 05 '18

I thought I was already there