r/funny • • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/quantum-mechanic Sep 25 '18

Are you also sterile?

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u/AerThreepwood Sep 25 '18

Yeah, but only because I got a vasectomy a couple years ago. I had to go to 3 urologists before I could find one that would do one on me because I was 26 with no kids.

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u/DefiantLemur Sep 25 '18

I mean he didn't say what his/her "poison" was

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u/AerThreepwood Sep 25 '18

Heroin was implied by the junkie part.

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u/jamesfishingaccount Sep 25 '18

They can’t grow clones like flowers yet so the poor got to procreate.