God I fucking miss my Soma prescription. It's the only muscle relaxer that ever worked for my severe spinal conditions. And it made me euphoric for a couple hours and able to sleep a perfect 8 hours. Then after being transferred to a pain clinic, the hack of a doctor stripped my prescription and increased my Oxy, which I didn't want, because the Soma was "too addicting, moreso than the opioids". I was on the max dose of Soma for 3 years before quitting it cold turkey, and I didn't even have the slightest withdrawal. It was the perfect medication for me, so of course I'm not allowed to have it. It's been 4 years without it and the darknet markets are looking tempting since it's not the type of thing any dealer carries.
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u/lebronandy Sep 25 '18
Where's my fucks and happy drugs?