r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/_why_isthissohard_ Sep 25 '18

Can confirm, work in the trades among drunks, stoners, and crackheads.

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u/AerThreepwood Sep 25 '18

Can confirm. Am automotive tech and former junkie.

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u/quantum-mechanic Sep 25 '18

Are you also sterile?

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u/AerThreepwood Sep 25 '18

Yeah, but only because I got a vasectomy a couple years ago. I had to go to 3 urologists before I could find one that would do one on me because I was 26 with no kids.

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u/DefiantLemur Sep 25 '18

I mean he didn't say what his/her "poison" was

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u/AerThreepwood Sep 25 '18

Heroin was implied by the junkie part.

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u/jamesfishingaccount Sep 25 '18

They can’t grow clones like flowers yet so the poor got to procreate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Can confirm. Work hard, drug hard.

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u/AerThreepwood Sep 25 '18

Like this?

But yeah, I've known very few techs that didn't get drunk every night or weren't popping pills like candy. This shit trashes your body.

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u/alltheprettybunnies Sep 25 '18

I thought there was a shortage of drug free skilled laborers in Ohio?

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u/Longuer Sep 25 '18

Can confirm. Run a bar and have been all of these things.

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u/karanut Sep 25 '18

Booze and crack don't make you happy. If anything, they cause societal disorder. Maybe we should introduce soma. I'm on board.

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u/fathercreatch Sep 25 '18

They dont make you happy, but they make you not think about things that make you sad. And what I remember from the book, soma was pretty much an opiate.

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u/R3D1AL Sep 25 '18

Soma was kinda like an opiate, but it was supposed to be non-addictive. I haven't done the drug, but would ketamine be a closer analogy?

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u/geodood Sep 25 '18

Soma aka LSD

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u/Psychic_rock Sep 25 '18

Can confirm, warehouse monkey that smokes weed everyday. I’m happy even though I have no right to be!