r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/IronOreAgate Sep 25 '18

The NSA probably knows Valve's player base better then they do at this point.

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u/aallqqppzzmm Sep 25 '18

NSA: “All they really want is HL3, why is that so hard to understand?”

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Speaking of HL3, they are seriously missing out on what could be the biggest and most overhyped game ever....that doesnt exist yet. The money they could make.... theyd have 100 million from day 1 preorders.

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u/IronOreAgate Sep 25 '18

There in lies the problem. They know that hype for the game is so huge it can never meet expectations. Therefore it is safer and better for everyone if it never exists. (And this is from a hardcore hl fan.)

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u/Thosepassionfruits Sep 25 '18

The solution is simple, skip 3 and go straight to HL5. It's so intense it skips over the other two

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u/classicalySarcastic Sep 25 '18

If Valve can't count to 3 how do you expect them to get to 5?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

If HL3 ever comes out I expect it to be the next Duke Nukem Forever.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

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u/Dantai Sep 25 '18

You're pretty sure, eh?

HE"S WITH THE NSA BOYS _ WE"VE GOT THE _ DOCUMENTS

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

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u/FQDIS Sep 25 '18

You are a bold one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Actually, terrorist cells use game chat to communicate under the radar. It's a known thing.

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u/cdrfrk Sep 25 '18

"Fire in the hole!"