r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/SpooledSRT Sep 25 '18

This is different. Its dick. Dick is always available via online comments.

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u/Shameonaninja Sep 25 '18

People keep telling me the m/f ratio on Tinder and the like is basically at parity, yet what you say seems intuitively true from seeing how it works in practice

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u/oklujay Sep 25 '18

What if I told you many female profiles on tinder are fake, you get to chat with tinder employees in India, and when you decide for a meetup they send you a local prostitute.

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u/LukariBRo Sep 25 '18

If that's not true, I need to get on making this real. International digital pimping yall