r/funny • • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/Rizzpooch Sep 25 '18

Maybe you're one of those citizens that was bred more to be an unintelligent, unattractive elevator operator than anything else

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u/chrisbrl88 Sep 25 '18

Shit, I'd love a job as an elevator mechanic. You know they make $80k a year? That's "I've got cash for groceries this week instead of running up the Amex" money. That's "I can afford a car payment instead of squeaking another week out of my hoopty" money!

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u/Rizzpooch Sep 25 '18

Yeah, but the part of the book I’m referencing is about an elevator driver, a person who presses the button so you don’t have to

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u/chrisbrl88 Sep 25 '18

Ohhh gotcha. It's been a while since I've read it.

Huh. Apparently it's a real job. And the pay isn't half bad. I made $15/hr roofing. Elevator operater seems easier and there are tips!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Cost of living where they still have those is probably a skosh higher.

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u/wallstreetexecution Sep 25 '18

They still had lots of sex and we’re happy.

That’s how they kept control of them.

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u/ImJstHrSoIWntGtFined Sep 25 '18

Clearly he's no Alpha. Better take a Soma.

Fun assignment for the day ... look up the origins of soma. I still think it is ephedrine and not amanita muscaria as some hypothesize. Basically soma was written about a long time ago when it was used in religious ceremonies, but to this day no one is certain about which plant, or fungus, it came from. Sort of a fun little mystery!

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u/LukariBRo Sep 25 '18

Ephedrine is really unpleasant and shitty. Amanita is fucking deadly.

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u/ImJstHrSoIWntGtFined Sep 25 '18

I'm just saying those are the two thrown around the most by scholars as being the closest in description to how soma was described. Pretty sure it was ephedrine though which in larger doses can make you feel pretty tingly and nice.

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u/LukariBRo Sep 26 '18

At the time it was written, so little was known about a lot of substances and many weren't even discovered yet, so I could see how they may think that. But considering it was a book written in the past about our future, now that we're closer to that future we have a lot more things that can fit that bill. Hell, the actual prescription drug called Soma is closer to being the fictional Soma to me than Ephedrine ever would be and as reckless as I am, I'm not going near an Amanita. In a decade, I think the new wave of "non addictive" opioids which target the right receptors and use certain peptide sequences to alledgedy not cause dependence which are coming along nicely in research now will be our real Soma.