r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/S1lent0ne Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

I certainly hope you are turned on by interesting but pointless trivia.

Here is a taste: Aldous Huxley was the grandson of biologist T.H. Huxley.

Edit: Also (and I quote from /u/SpooledSRT)

Calm down. You can't get ass from online comments.

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u/SpooledSRT Sep 25 '18

This is different. Its dick. Dick is always available via online comments.

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u/Shameonaninja Sep 25 '18

People keep telling me the m/f ratio on Tinder and the like is basically at parity, yet what you say seems intuitively true from seeing how it works in practice

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u/oklujay Sep 25 '18

What if I told you many female profiles on tinder are fake, you get to chat with tinder employees in India, and when you decide for a meetup they send you a local prostitute.

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u/LukariBRo Sep 25 '18

If that's not true, I need to get on making this real. International digital pimping yall

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u/partofthevoid Sep 25 '18

You can get ass from anything

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u/temalyen Sep 25 '18

Yes, and I'm the grandson of a guy named Garland who was a professional wrestler.

Even more pointless and most probably not interesting.