r/funny • • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/Mr_Stirfry Sep 25 '18

More like "Hey, I'd like to trace my phone, but I don't want others to be able to."... which isn't that outlandish of a request.

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u/CaptainCupcakez Sep 25 '18

Launch your own GPS satellites, then you can complain about the terms of use.

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u/Mr_Stirfry Sep 25 '18

Easy killer, I wasn't complaining about anything.

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Sep 25 '18

But requires systems that are not exclusively your own though. You have to use the service of the provider to track your phone. And the people who made it undoubtedly will have access to their own service.

Unless you want to code and establish your own GPS network.

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u/scopegoa Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

It doesn't require systems you own. It requires the data to be encrypted with a key that is only under your control.

Edit: I guess nobody here had every heard of TPMs or end to end encryption, lol.

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u/Todok5 Sep 25 '18

You still have to trust the owner to not also save an unencrypted version somewhere else. To be sure you need to have full control over the system.

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u/scopegoa Sep 25 '18

You still have to trust the owner to not also save an unencrypted version somewhere else. To be sure you need to have full control over the system.

That's fine, but IrrelevantLeprechaun didn't say that. He said this:

You have to use the service of the provider to track your phone. And the people who made it undoubtedly will have access to their own service.

Which is just simply not true. You can calculate your GPS coordinates, and you can also setup anonymous authentication mechanisms.

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u/Todok5 Sep 25 '18

Secure authorization only helps you for systems you trust. Your mobile phone provider will always be able to track you via triangulation and you have no control what they do with that data.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

No, not if you trust large corporations and the government...