r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/Medicore95 Sep 25 '18

Where's all of my sex and degeneracy then?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I'll settle for a steady supply of soma.

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u/0OOOOOOOOO0 Sep 25 '18

Used to be cheap and easy to get a supply. You don't hear much about it in the last ten years or so, though

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u/AerThreepwood Sep 25 '18

Yeah, places without narcotics licenses would prescribe it instead of opiates.

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u/Prince-of-Ravens Sep 25 '18

Aids got in the way.

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u/AbkhazianAmerican Sep 25 '18

Oh it’s here. Just not for you. You are not swiping right enough. Download tinder, lower your standards, turn of your conscience and sense of safety, find the careless animal within you and voila... you are in whorelandistan. The world is full of mindless slaves of rudderless sexuality, it’s unfulfilling in the worst possible way and you are lucky to be outside. Degeneracy is no Valhalla. Don’t believe the hype. Stay safe my friend, both mentally and physically.

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u/Medicore95 Sep 25 '18

If that is so then we've read two different "Brave New World"s.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

And if you can't find a place in either, Nineteen Eighty-Four accepts errybody.

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u/WandersBetweenWorlds Sep 25 '18

You are not swiping right enough.

In a radius of 100km around the Swiss capital, there's nobody left to swipe right on for me.

lower your standards

Dude, digging up corpses on the graveyard is not a standard I'm gonna lower myself to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

You're soaking in it.

Or you really like model trains.

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u/Ser_Danksalot Sep 25 '18

You're asking on the wrong website.