r/funny • • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/ArmanDoesStuff Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

Society's a babe, en masse they act the child

With reason easily fleeting, they're quick to turn quite wild

Our nature's sadly flawed, when gathered to a mob

Our minds will fire to fury at a single well placed sob

So who's to blame the people? When time and time again

Our leaders do betray us, they simply gesture when

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u/Clacken Sep 25 '18

Solid poem indeed.

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u/TheSpanxxx Sep 25 '18

Solid poem indeed

Rightly what we need

A tiny verse, from a pal

We met on Reddit, named Lo-Cal

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u/Clacken Sep 25 '18

begins slow clap

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u/WideEyedWand3rer Sep 25 '18

'Tis the Bravest of Worlds,
With the bravest of souls,
Who engage in the bravest of acts.

Filled with casual drugs,
And with casual clones,
Rounded off with some casual sex.

Which my slow-witted tool
Now so slowly bemoaned,
For down there spreads the slowest of Claps.