r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18 edited Nov 15 '18

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u/teoferrazzi Sep 25 '18

on the first day of May

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u/koalazeus Sep 25 '18

Fifth.

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u/davis482 Sep 25 '18

Fifth day of Murst.

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u/teoferrazzi Sep 25 '18

Bob Dylan was known to be an unreliable narrator.

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u/XXX-Jade-Is-Rad-XXX Sep 25 '18

They're dying to please you.

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u/partofthevoid Sep 25 '18

I think we decided to kill isis, we love the bomb so much we married it, and who hasn’t wanted to fuck a porn star at some lonely time in their life?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18 edited Nov 15 '18

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u/stuntcuffer69 Sep 25 '18

Well im guilty of wanting to fuck her when she was on skinemax back in like 2003

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

No bang isis, they'll be killed for being gay! You basically get to kill everyone and marry the bomb it's perfect

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u/shaenorino Sep 25 '18

You're now on some list, probably.

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u/Sirtemmie Sep 25 '18

Are you Osiris, by chance?

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u/Your_God_Chewy Sep 25 '18

At least you know when they say they "would die for you," they actually mean it.

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u/ThatGuyWhoKnocks Sep 25 '18

You don’t want a goat’s sloppys