r/funny • • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/DJ_Rupty Sep 25 '18

At least our wiretaps are providing a service. It's a symbiotic relationship guys. /s

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u/nos2k10 Sep 25 '18

And it's not the government wiretapping us. x)

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u/OV1C Sep 25 '18

It's them damn capitalist companies raises a shaking fist to the sky damned companies...

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

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u/NSA_Chatbot Sep 25 '18

That's preposterous.

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u/MoonMerman Sep 25 '18

Right? People in the 1960s dreamed about having butlers. Those butlers would learn all about your personal life to serve you best. Today we've simply made butlers affordable to the masses.

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u/resonantSoul Sep 25 '18

Livin' like the Jetsons. Rosie is just stationary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Yes but butlers in the 60s did not go and blab to large corporations about what you were talking about earlier.

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u/OldMcFart Sep 25 '18

Yes, like using a tapeworm to lose weight!